Mom thinks she can drive

A few months after my mom's stroke, she thought maybe she would be able to drive the car again.

I told her I didn't think it would be very safe, for her, or the other people on the road.

Her retort was "I can probably drive as good as Earl*" (one of my brothers), who is a very bad driver.

I laughed, as I could not dispute this statement.


*name changed to protect the guilty